Plot

What is Plot?


1.

What Twilight doesn't have

Twilight is a piece of crap with no plot.

See twilight, literature, stephenie meyer, writing

2.

The stuff you fast forward through to get to the sex scenes in a pr0n film.

Dammit, "Candy", I don't care about your acting career. Screw the plot building, and nail someone already.

See pr0n, porn, movie, film, boobies

3.

Something that Michael Bay tries to avoid at all cost. Even when confronted.

Screenwriter: Do you know of anyone interested in directing my screenplay?

Michael Bay: I could do it.

Screenwriter: Really? It will be a challenge. There are over fifteen characters with fleshed out backgrounds and over 10 different detailed settings in which the story takes place, not to mention the mutiple plot twists and character developments.

Michael Bay: Any explosions?

Screenwriter: Nope. None at all.

Michael Bay: *checks schedule* Yeah I just realized I'm busy on that date.

Screenwriter: But I didn.......

Michael Bay: O.K. bye!

*Michael Bay runs away*

See michael bay, story, non-existant, explosion, transformers

4.

to hang around with your friends.

person1: so where do you plot?

person2: mostly down camden lock.

person1: ah I love it there!

See hang around, jam, stay, slang, uk

5.

To plot is simply to plot. Any time someone thinks about doing something to some other person, place, or thing. This can include bodily harm, or any other form of plottage.

*Little boy with a lolli pop in his mouth staring at a drug dealer in the middle of a park*

Drug dealer: Are you plotting on me boy!

See plotter, plotting

6.

to set someone up

dem niggas be plottin

7.

to make up bullshit

ya motherfucka plottin shit like this at 4 o'clock in the morning


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