What is Plotz?
1.
Pronunciation: (plots),
—v.i. Slang.
to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.
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2.
From Yiddish, to fall down from extreme excitememnt or abhorance.
When i heard she had slept with my roommate, i was about to plotz!
3.
burst, with surprise
When I heard that, I almost plotzed!
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4.
To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .
Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.
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5.
Yiddish slang meaning bowel movement.
I laughed so hard that I almost made a plotz in my pants.
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6.
(1)to be completely surprised by something unexpected. sounds like it originated in the 60's.
(2)probably also used by 'hip' street 'dudes' to describe blueprints.
(3)can be used in checkers to prepare an opponent for a major wipeout.
(1)"wait 'til Moe see's how hammered i got without him! he's gonna plotz!"
- H J Simpson
(2)"hey hip dude, check these plotz for my new house, dog." - hip street dude
(3)"when you see this wipeout you're gonna plotz!" - checkers player #1
7.
Yiddish slang meaning bowel movement.
I laughed so hard that I almost made a plotz in my pants.
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