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A penis flap is the pouchy thing on your sweatshirt or backpack. Penis flaps enjoy being stroked and having sex. =)
My penis flap wants..
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When you stick your finger in your own ass and then wipe it on a girls upper lip.
A variation of the Dirty Sanchez.
I gave this girl..
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The duck-billed, freezing metal implement that the GYN uses to view your vagina internally.
I hate when the Doc doesn't warm up th..