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From the book Carrie.
Mom: -gasp- I see your dirty pillows!
Carrie: Those are my breasts, moma.
Mom: Come! -shouts- IN the name of GO..
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The people who take my money.
"Hey man, wanna eat some food and shit?"
"Can't do it man. I have to go sell myself ..
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Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.
"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where l..
