Plum My Pudding

What is Plum My Pudding?


1.

A christmas themed invitation to have sexual intercourse. Taken from plum pudding (the thing you eat after your turkey). See cheeri my o, father my christmas, pull my cracker etc

After kissing under the misletoe, Joey asked Fred if he'd like to plum her pudding.

I'd love you to plum my pudding

See plums, pudding, sex

2.

An instruction to have vaginal intercourse. Usually used during the christmas period along with other classics such as 'hang my baubles', 'deck my halls' and the all time favourite 'father my christmas'

NB A christmas equivalent of the cereal based 'cheeri my o' theme.

"john gave my pudding a good pluming at the office christmas party"

" I asked him to plum my pudding, but he turned me down"

See father my christmas, vagina, pudding


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