Plum Smugglers

What is Plum Smugglers?

A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)

A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.

See nuts, plum smugglers, balls, gay, basketball, fag

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