What is Plumage?
1.
Facial Hair. Pubes don't count.
Damn how old is Chris Pearson? That hairless little monkey can't even sprout any plumage!
2.
A common adornment on the hats of band nerds at performances, comprised of feather-like material.
(also known as plumes)
"We're goin' out on the field, man, get yer plumage!"
"Those band nerds are lookin' SO fine with their plumage!"
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