What is Plumber?
1.
noun: A man who has sex with many, many women.
They call me the plumber, 'cause I'm always layin' the pipe.
2.
The man who shows up at the door in pornos. This situation is generally the pretense for some real xxx.
"Plumber? I didn't call for a Plumber!"
3.
A man who engages in intercourse with a large amount of women.
He hasn't he been with? That kid's a serious plumber!
4.
One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the
Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.
5.
Someone who is state licensed to fix, install, or remodel pipe's related to drinking water; Or Raw Waste Removal.
1. My shitter Pipe is clogged, I need to call a plumber.
2. Dick just installed his own "plumbing"; now his neighor is drinking his old tub water.
6.
A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his
Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a
half moon .
7.
Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.
see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts
That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.
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