Plumpkin

What is Plumpkin?


1.

When a guy is getting his dick sucked by a girl while he's on the toilet taking a shit

Bob is taking a shit at home when his wife walks in and starts sucking his dick.

2.

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

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3.

While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.

I was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.

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4.

A girl giving a guy a blow job while the guy is taking a crap

While in deep constipation, John received a plumpkin from susan.

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5.

giving a guy a blow job while he's taking a dump

i was taking a crap and my girl walked in a gave me a plumpkin...

6.

A once in a lifetime festive cock sucking given while taking a dump, and done in commemoration of the pilgrims. The giver (male or female) is stimulated anally by repeatedly allowing the attached stem of a non-lubricated pumpkin to be slammed into their bottom by a third person cordially deemed 'Number 3.'

"Dude, is it true that Rhett received a plumpkin from that girl that wore a sports bra in the cafeteria while Kacey played number 3?"

"Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan.

He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."

See blumpkin, pumpkin, thanksgiving, halloween, blunkin, blowjob, oral, anal, santa clause

7.

Plumpkin is a variation of the more well known term blumpkin. What differentiates a plumpkin from a blumpkin is that the woman performing the oral sex on the man who is taking a shit is morbidly obese, or plump as some would say.

That porker gave me some awesome plumpkin this morning.

See blumpkin, blowjob, plumper, fatty


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