Plumptious Edit Meaning

1. The offspring of an *Uffy. Typically, but not necessarily exclusively, female. Often times more vocal and demanding than non-uffy childr..

1. Not cool, bad. The opposite of off the chain. Dude, that party sucked! It was on the chain!..

1. the bit of fluff found round your fanny. "i wanted to have sex with enid today, but she had too much fanny fluff and it put me off..