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A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification..
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Staying warm when walking outside in the winter thanks to being buzzed/drunk.
If it weren't for my liquid blanket I would've ..
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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or gi..
