What is Pluntkin?
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A very precise sexual act which can only occur on Halloween or during Mardi Gras. While dressed in a pumpkin costume, a man takes a poop, and during this lights up a fat blunt and receives a blowjob. These simultaneous actions are known as a pluntkin, not to be mistaken for the simple blumpkin.
Jim, wearing his new pumpkin outfit, headed into the shitter. While squeezing one out, he lit up that ounce blunt he had been saving in his back pocket for a special moment, and soon after taking that first hit, he shocked to find Sarah opening the bathroom door, getting on her knees, and begin giving him a pluntkin.
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