Plurkoholism

What is Plurkoholism?


1.

plur·co·holism

(ploor′kə hôl′iz′əm, -häl′-)

noun

1. the habitual or compulsive habit of Plurking to excess

2. a chronic condition marked by psychological and social disorders, caused by the compulsive need for and dependence on Plurking.

adjective

Plurkoholic - caused by over exposure to Plurk

Related Forms:

* Plurkoholically - adverb

ploor′·co·hol′i·cally

Similar Condition

> twitterholism

Those who suffer from Plurkoholism are unable to control their Social Networking cravings and addiction to Plurk.

"For most normal folks, (Plurking) means conviviality, companionship and colorful imagination. It means release from care, boredom and worry. It is joyous intimacy with friends and a feeling that life is good. But not so with us in those last days of heavy (Plurking)." Paraphrase

- ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, The Big Book

See plurk, addiction, plurkoholic, internet, social networking


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