What is Plurp?
1.
The noise a cat makes when it greets you. The cat doesn't open its mouth, as in a meow. It's almost like a purr/grunt sound.
You - "Hi, kitty."
Kitty - "plurp? Plllurp?"
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2.
to eat soup with a plunger
man, I just hate it when I forget my spoon. Now I guess I have no choice but to PLURP!!!!
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3.
A plurp is a penis fart (like a quief is a vagina fart). A plurp is less common, however.
It stinks in here...WTF bro? Did you just plurp?
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4.
to tummy flash someone
he plurped me to show me his abs.
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5.
Usually referring to the word
A tall lanky person, who can't quite handle him/herself during physical activities, basketball, running etc. White or pale looking and fat. Despite his/her height their gut sticks out to quite an extent and when they show you this gut you will shudder in disgust.
Adam: Omg! look at Brent he's taller than the locker and yet he looks fat. Brent your such a plurp!
Brent: I am not a plurp!
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