Plus Two Edit Meaning

1. Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharme..

1. Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department st..

1. To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers. I couldnt text message a..