P-mail

What is P-mail?


1.

Message transmission by dogs by marking objects with their urine

Bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants

See pee, mark, business, urine

2.

Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.

Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.

Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.

See dogs, communications

3.

A shortened version of porn-mail The e-mail adress that is used to access free offers on porn sites. It is not your real e-mail, but just one that recieves all of the spam e-mails.

Mick: Yeah, it sounds like a great site, but it says it needs my e-mail. I don't want it to have it.

Steve: Don't worry, just use your p-mail

See e-mail, porn, tricks

4.

An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.

Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.

5.

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

See urination, e-mail, email, toilet, technology


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