What is Pmp?
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-noun- A "PMP" is a Personal Media Player. These devices tend to have at least a 5" screen and some have up to a 12" screen. They play music, movies, games, some have
"Bobby whipped out his PMP on the plane and watched "Soul Plane" to pass the time."
"With my PMP, I can listen to music, check my email and play tetris at the same time...bitches!"
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2.
pissing my pants as in
a: bla bla funny shit
B: pmp
3.
pmp: Peed my pants
more than "lol"
How do you punish Helen Keller?
..Give her a basketball and tel her to read it.
pmp!!!
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4.
Stands for "pooping my pants." Used to describe a moment that is either hilarious beyond a simple "lmao" or "rofl," or so shocking as to induce such a undie-ruining action.
Dude, that old lady just fell and I'm totally pmp!
Dude, at the end of sixth sense I was totally pmp!
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5.
Poor Man's Pizza -- A sandwich that's cheaper than buying an actual pizza but fulfills the same need for cheese, garlic and sauce. Made with Italian bread that is hollowed out just enough to hold maximum amounts of mozzarella, tomato sauce and garlic. Toasted until bread is crispy, cheese is melted and sauce is hot.
I've got a bad case of the munchies, but I only have enough money for a PMP.
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6.
Acronym for pre-meet poop. Refers to a bathroom trip before a cross country or track meet officially begins. Less urgent than a PRP.
The bathroom lines at the cross country meet were endless since everyone was trying to get in a PMP.
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7.
A.K.A Pre-Meeting Poo - Going #2 right before a long meeting to avoid suffering for an hour or two. Ensures proper concentration & focus and prevents wiggling around like an idiot in front of coworkers.
Bob: Hey John, got a couple of minutes to review my proposal document?
John: Sorry dude, I got less than five minutes for a PMP before my 3 o'clock with the VP
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