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Bumps on the vagina that normally show up on your asshole.
God damn my boyfriend did me and popped one of my vaginal hemorhoids.
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The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.
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A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from ..