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When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your..
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Reference to Star Trek. Captain Kirk would make it with just about every alien chick he could find. So, when a guy is trying to get laid..
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Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods.
I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn&apos..