What is P-north?
To spray, blast, soak, or marinate with enough liquid in a single shot to quench a forest fire, in the style of legendary ejaculator Peter North.
Yesterday my boss was a total dick to me, so today I brought a Super Soaker to work and p-north'd his sorry ass.
If the licentious denizens of Pompeii hadn't been quite so busy p-northing each other, they might have noticed the mountain about to p-north them.
When the wind is blowing from the south, it's always a good idea to p-north.