Pns Edit Meaning

1.

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

See jim

2.

Term for Penis commonly used in IRC

Wow your such a pns

See John Blaze

3.

Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.

Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.

nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"

swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."

... awkward silence...

swimmer- "my championship meet"

... continued awkward silence...

swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."

... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...

swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away

See swimming, innuendo, hard of hearing, eh?

4.

A penis

Frec doesn't have a pns

See Nick

5.

Phone Number Scales. describing somebody who is SO FAT, so OBESELY OVERWEIGHT that if/when they are stupid enough to attempt to weigh themselves, the scales will display their phone number.

john - DUDE check that PNS... she reminds me of you mum

dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls

See fat, huge, obese, overweight, insult