What is Pns?
1.
short for penis, often used in irc
jason loves to suck the big black pns
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2.
Term for Penis commonly used in IRC
Wow your such a pns
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3.
Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.
Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.
nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away
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4.
A penis
Frec doesn't have a pns
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5.
Phone Number Scales. describing somebody who is SO FAT, so OBESELY OVERWEIGHT that if/when they are stupid enough to attempt to weigh themselves, the scales will display their phone number.
john - DUDE check that PNS... she reminds me of you mum
dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls
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