What is Poach?
1.
To take a coworker's lunch from the communal refrigerator.
That little shit-weasel Raymond better not poach my fucking tuna sandwich again.
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2.
To steal another man's girl.
Don poached my girl, so now they're going out and I'm single.
3.
Snowboarding term: to board in fresh, untouched powder.
Yo Phat Man! I be poachin' duh pow-Der while you jiss ridin' duh chair.
4.
Where, within a commission sales environment, a commission sales person steps into a sale OR takes the sale from a non-commission paid employee, thus recieving all commission credit from the sale.
"Will Doo, i'm poaching the deal on that fuck'n big screen you assclown! Oh, by the way, what's your sister doing this weekend?"
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5.
In snowboarding terms, sneaking up the chair lift without a ticket or pass.
"Tickets are too expensive, I'd rather poach the lifts or hike the park."
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6.
Taking something that simply is not yours. Usually for a limited time only, like
"Yo, I'll be in Orlando this weekend, can I poach your couch?"
7.
To scroll through someone's Facebook friends to see if there is anyone you might (kinda) know to add as your own friend
I poached my old roommate from Mike's friends today.
I'm bored with my friends, I'm going poaching today.
That guy John from your party poached me yesterday.
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