Pochango Edit Meaning

1.

1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.

Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?

Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.

Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!

Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango

Mourner: Damn, he went out in style