Pocius's Mom

What is Pocius's Mom?


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This fine woman is not only the single most sought after piece of ass in her surrounding five states, she is also the most versatile, capricious prostitute in the business. She is up for anything. Every single person her son knows has had sex with her at least twice, sometimes in large groups. Sometimes, she will actually pay for sex from her Johns.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you catch Pocius's mom last night? She was pole dancing."

Guy 2: "She was dancing on my pole, that's for sure! Man, the way she's all about the cock just makes me want to cry! It's a beautiful thing that there is such a devoted woman out there."


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