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During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea b..
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The hard chunk of crap that you cough up that was once between your tonsil and tongue. If you squeeze it, it smells like asshole.
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The act of inserting a bottle (usually a beer bottle) into the vagina. The flared shape offers a stretching of the vaginal opening. Woma..
