What is Pocket Cucumber?
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A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.
Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.
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Some one who witnesses nothing.
Victim: Did you see that?
Jehovah's Bystander: No, I witnessed fuck all.
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To steal, borrow without ever returning or scury away with someone's lighter. Can be intentional, unintentional or second nature.
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