Pocket Gerbil

What is Pocket Gerbil?

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A small fuzzy pocket-sized rodent that is a fierce protector from muggers/robbers/ect.. Unleash them out of your pocket on a mugger and it will jump from your pocket and bite the muggers juggular vein and will start feasting upon the muggers body. Be warned that they can bite other things too.

"hello ma'am." (guy walking down street)

"MUGGER!!!!!" (ma'am)

*pocket gerbil jumps out and bites his juggular vein and kills him instantly*

See gerbil, mugger, ma'am, fierce, warrior
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