Pocket Gnome

What is Pocket Gnome?


1.

A pocket sized woman who spends the entire day rubbing on the owners penis.

"I just got me a pocket gnome man, now i got wet spots all over my jeans!"

See pocket, gnome, midget, girl, tiny


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