Pocket Idol

What is Pocket Idol?

An insanely adorable nickname for Kris Allen, America's tiniest Idol.

Can, at times, be used as the opposite (or bottom) of Glamazon.

Kris Allen, the Pocket Idol, likes capes.

See capes, glitter, bottom, adam lambert, american idol, glitterfuck

Glove Job

1. The act of yanking a man's cock while wearing boxing gloves. This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handj..

Shot His/her/their Wad

1. In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's present..

Limp Tortilla

1. A very rare occasion where the penis becomes limp in reaction to seeing a pussy. Wanna lick my limp tortilla? See vagina, tacos, torti..

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