Pocket Kite

What is Pocket Kite?


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A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

See pocket, kite, flying, indoors, outdoors, women


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