Pocket Mail

What is Pocket Mail?

1.

When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuckof muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.

That fucktardSteve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.

See pocket, voicemail, fucktard, cell phone, douche
85

Random Words:

John Peel
1. One of the greatest DJ's that will ever exist ever. Pioneer of many forms of music that exist in the mainstream today and was behin..
Read more
Introretrogestion
1. A mode of eating popularized by Eric Cartman highlighted by jamming food into the rectum and deficating out of the mouth instead of vice..
Read more
'saug
1. The city of Mississauga, immediately West of Toronto. Its suburban-youth refer to it as such in scorn. Gawd, there's nothing to do..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free