Pocket Mail

What is Pocket Mail?


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When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuckof muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.

That fucktardSteve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.

See pocket, voicemail, fucktard, cell phone, douche


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