What is Pocket Man?
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A man who is so small you can just fold him up and put him in your pocket. Pocket men are usually 5'6 or smaller, thin build, and are taking over the world.
Melinda wanted to set me up with her friend Jack but I can't date a pocket man because he only comes up to my shoulder, just like Midget Mac on "I Love New York II."
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When you take a shit that you think is huge, but you stand up and the poop is gone.
"Man I was crapping for a good 20 mintues, but..
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a loofa that has gone demonic
jesus, lauren, you're such a demonic loofa..