Pocket Turd

What is Pocket Turd?

A small pile of credit card receipts,

notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited

around the house as people empty their

pockets.

Bill was disgusted to find his roomate

had left pocket turds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.

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