What is Pocket Turd?
1.
A small pile of credit card receipts,
notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited
around the house as people empty their
pockets.
Bill was disgusted to find his roomate
had left pocket turds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.
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