What is Pocket Waitress?
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An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"
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Adj. Coined by Napoleon Dynamite, used whenever annoyed or angry (1). Also used to describe a total fool (2)
1) Go away, you flippin&ap..
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A statement used under the influence of an alcoholic beverage to invite a member of the opposite sex to engage in a sexual act. Usually ..
