What is Pocket Waitress?
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An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"
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When one becomes so intoxicated that their eyes blow up twice the normal size. In some cases even look outwardly.
"Dude, the night..
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another term for a swollen puckered anus, as it resembles a raspberry with the stem removed.
johnny bent suzi over last night and made ..
