What is Pocket Waitress?
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An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"
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n: The little opening betwixt the ass cheeks wherewith poop comes out. (I.E.- anus, butthole, poop chute.)
Dude, my prune hole did not..
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the act of killing one's opponent by shrapnel; NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A SWAN. see swanfor a direct swan.
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