Pocket Waitress

What is Pocket Waitress?


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An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.

"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"

See pocket, waitress, slut, cocktail waitress, bar, hooters


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