Pocket Wank Edit Meaning

1. Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage(or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bush..

1. The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, ..

1. To mistakenly not wash one's wang after analsex. Awww man, I totally just Zarqx'd last night after boning my girlfriend. See..