Pocketfriend

What is Pocketfriend?


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'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.

"Who's Erin?"

"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"

"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

See texting, friend, sexting, text message, chatspeak, ftw, wtf


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