Pocket-wanking

What is Pocket-wanking?


1.

Discreetly masturbating by putting ones hand in either one's left or right pocket (depending on whether you are a "righty" or a "lefty"), and then rubbing one's penis through the material of one's trouser/trench-coat pocket. Preferably not to the extent of ejaculation.

Maxi was pocket-wanking whilst hugging Jenny.

Maxi pocket-wanks when playing World of Warcraft in Internet Cafés so as to not make public his World of Warcraft fetish (Night Elfs)

2.

Discreetly masturbating by putting ones hand in either one's left or right pocket (depending on whether you are a "righty" or a "lefty"), and then rubbing one's penis through the material of one's trouser/trench-coat pocket. Preferably not to the extent of ejaculation.

Maxi was pocket-wanking whilst hugging Jenny.

Maxi pocket-wanks when playing World of Warcraft in Internet Cafés so as to not make public his World of Warcraft fetish (Night Elfs)


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