Pod

What is Pod?


1.

The outer vulva, or labia majora, seen in their closed position.

(Believed by fundamentalist feminists to have been created by the goddess Venus purely to protect and foster the growth of the BEAN and STALK of the clitoris.)

On the beach, we can't help but applaud

The bulge of Bet's huge pubic pod:

The bikini-clad pack

Of her beefy Big Mac

Is an eye-catching, crotch-stretching wad.

See big, bearded, curved, shapely, attractive, practical, proud

2.

A Think Tank expression that originated during late night sex trysts by deviant Apple techies performing after hour linguistic exorcisms. Bored with routine and monitor over glaze, they reference any body part, abstract thought, sexual fantasy or unnatural impulse by adding the word pod to an existing noun or noun substantive.

e.g. anus = bung pod, ass = rimpod.

A twisted incessant masturbator = squeege pod or squeege rod (a technical reference to the size of the penis or strap-on of said masturbator).

An under aged male or female nanosphincter with deviant anal aspirations = rim podling or bung podling depending on usage and context.

Tbird: Rod, pod, schmod, this is all a buncha' booshit, yo!

Apox: Tell it to the editors at slangdefine dude.

See podling, Rono

3.

A Think Tank expression that originated during late night sex trysts by deviant Apple techies performing after hour linguistic exorcisms. Bored with routine and monitor glaze over they reference any body part, abstract thought, sexual fantasy or deviant impulse by adding the word pod to an existing noun or noun substantive.

e.g. anus = bung pod, ass = rimpod,

A twisted incessant masturbator = squeege pod or squeege rod (a technical reference to the size of the penis or strap-on of said masturbator).

An under aged male or female nanosphincter with deviant anal aspirations = rim podling or bung podling depending on usage and context.

Tbird: Rod, pod, schmod, this ia all a buncha' booshit, yo!

Apox: Tell that to the editors at slangdefine dude.

See podling, Rono

4.

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

See Meh

5.

Strategically chosing a girl wearing a skirt and watching her walk up a flight of stairs. The stairs should have no wall rail, but rather one with bars or glass, if you're lucky.

Panties on Demand or Pussy On Demand conincidently have the same abbreviations, but still are 100% conincidental.

Hey man, I just got an awesome fucking pod.

See skirts, pussy, pod, podding, podders, podder, panties, ass, vagina, pods

6.

Payable Upon Death; name of a San Diego based rapcore band

If you don't find forgiveness for your sins, they will be POD.

I saw POD on Howard Stern Radio Show a few years ago; Howard tried to piss these guys off during the entire interview but they kept their cool.

See p.o.d., hardcore, rapcore, moshpit

7.

among other definitions it can be used as a slang word for an Ipod, usually used by those who are lazy speakers or who think they r cool!

'has anyone seen my pod?'

'nah yo gimme ma pod back!'

See pod, ipod, mp3, slang


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