What is Podank?
1.
genre of cool, urban hillbilly, ie gangstabilly music, aka hick hop.
also the best damn outlaw bluegrass band in the world.
Alternative Worship with PoDank!
2.
derived from the words podunk and dank, podunk being low brow, likely uneducated, american white trash, and dank being high quality contraband. the combination describes the highest quality lowbrow rednecks available in the midwest.
larry the cable guy, john hartford
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3.
A term used to describe dirtiness.
Also a string band from Oklahoma.
I have some podank smegma.
4.
gay as hell, grody, bumpkinny, country like, sub-dixie like. adjective. or whatever describes a noun.
winkwonk: my school has cockroaches
BINKBONK: man, thats fucking podank
DOOD: i live in NC
dude: that state is fucking podank