What is Podge?
1.
vb. to podge. meaning to nail the shit out of a bird. often accompanied by a pizza, hence the invitation "fancy a podge and a pizza" nb posh girls may need the offer modified to a "a paudge and a quiche"
see before or also " i gave her a right good podging".
2.
podge is a synonym for "fat" as in blubber, NOT ph fat
richard has a lot of podge on his stomach
3.
someone relating to or is a homosexual. Shows homosexual tendencies towards others of the same gender
That guy is such a podge, look he's checking out that guy
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4.
Derived from the phrase 'you chubby thing'
"Your putting on some podge there"
"You're looking podgy"
"She is cute and podgy"
5.
Podge. it came from some language meaning somthing to do with fat people.
Fat people ar quite nice tobefrank, i once was a "podge" and it turned out i was actualy quite a nice person. so i say to you all the message jesus was putting accross, "If thou knows of thee as podge. then thee known as podge must be a neet guy."I think all podges must be a neet guy. However here we come to out first fork in the road. What if the one called podge was female? This would ten meen that she would be a neet girl, beinf fat as they be they shall be a neet guy/girl. but yes replaying jesus's message, "Be nice to a podge, and a podge will be nice to thou as podges are neet guy's". (yes i said "neet guy" but back in those days they hadnt established the fact podge may be a gender as they were classed as a might albeing, but that is totaly off topic)
Why arent they a podge (referrign to "neet guy" or "girl".)
The almighty podge!
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6.
synonym for vagina, in a non-sexual way.
The little girl has a podge.
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7.
Come's from the Geek Legend "Podgimus Maximus" Hense the word "Podge" meaning legend, cool, basically a Idol for normal people
Gee Dave, i wish i was as cool as "Podge"
Can i have yor autograph "Podge"
