What is Po-dunk?
1.
Adj.
Of Hillbillies or Backwoods folk. Ghetto in a sense that it's utterly shitty in every way. Generally located in rural country towns; {Po-dunks} Hicks; {Po-dunktion Junction} A town that reflects the qualities of being Po-dunk.
"My po-dunk brother, who grew up on a farm, drank coffee from a bowl and fixed his wabbly table with a tin can.
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2.
Low quality, low cost, un-cool thing or place.
"Dude, this is the most po-dunk town I have ever driven through"...
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3.
A backwards, backwoods, inbred, slow talking-slow thinking individual, usually white trash of some sort.
Bestiality is a sport and white lightening is a privilege. A po-dunk packs their toothless mouth with wads of chewing tobacco, masticating it with their cancer ridden gums.
This person can usually be observed at race car tracks, livestock auctions and moon pie factory's. They claim to be a religious preacher, all the while drinking hard liquor, gambling in secret locations and consorting with known prostitutes (more than likely another po dunk family member under the age of 16).
They believe that Dale Earnhardt was a hero/messiah, Hee-Haw is still the number one show on TV and sweet tea is the nectar of the gods ( be advised that to make their type of sweet tea, you seriously add more sugar than tea, which accounts for the high amount of toothless-ness).
Their culture is as rewarding as their language. The higher in the mountains that you go, the more guttural vernacular you will experience. At some points I have noticed that these po dunks can communicate by a combination of burps, farts, grunts and squeaks.
A typical Po-Dunk will use the word SODA's, as in "Your wife gives good head, SODA's my sister"
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a small haunted area(town) in Central Indiana where teenagers often drive around to get scared and have fun. It is in the middle of nowhere
small town in rural Indiana
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