Pohlman Edit Meaning

1.

One who jerks, or likes to jerk the "pohl" or "pole" as it is known in some cultures, WAY too much. To be perverted, nasty, and gross.

Ewwwww! Dude!! You'll go blind if ya keep that up! Don't be such a Pohlman!

2.

noun: a member of the male sex that has never engaged in vaginal intercourse with a female; a virgin; one who often resorts to masturbating due to a lack of sex; a Pohlman

verb: to masturbate frequently, often with Vaseline

(noun) Dude the last time that guy got close to vagina was when he was born; that guy it a total pohlman!

(verb) The reason his room smells so badly is because he refuses to pick up the dirty socks he pohlmans into.

See pohlman, virgin, noob, beat-off, masturbate