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Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.
She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!..
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1. A sport where one uses expensive global positioning technology to locate useless
dollar store items in remote locations of the plane..
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When you become lazy from eating snacks.
Friend 1: Wow, that bag of chips were amazing!
Friend 2: I know! How do you feel?
Friend1: I..