What is Poinus?
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Poinus /`pinus/, n., pl. -ses /-sez/ The male organ of copulation and urination.
Every poinus and his grandama - Lots of people.
Off his poinus!!! - Very drunk
Tired as a poinus - Very tired
You flamin' poinus!!! - You idiot!!!
You flamin' poinus-head - You Bum crack!!!
'NO' you poinus - I disagree
Your poinused - Your dead meat!!!
All poinused out - Used up all your energy(Burnt out)
It went off like a poinus in a sock - It was good
Thou shall not be a poinus - The 11th Commandment
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Poinus (pronounced Pon-us) is a slang term for the word Penis, that was originated in the Hamlet of Islip, New York, but has since gained notariaty nationwide.
The word Poinus can be found on the Urban Dictionary, as a legit 'underground' phrase. It's most often used in lighthearted situations, or in social situations with close friends. It's use in a formal setting may be considered inappropriate, for several reasons. One, being that the term may not be recognized by the masses, and Two, it's not a 'curse word', per se, but it's still not appropriate to use in many given situations.
It's been speculated that the word Poinus was created by Tim Bauernfeind of Islip, in the early 1990's. It quickly gained popularity in a small circle of individuals, and over the years, extended outward, and became a Long Island term. Then branched out even further, and it's been mentioned in several Hollywood Films and routinely in the New York city comedy circuit.
It remains doubtful that the word will become an intregal part of American culture, but it's noteworthy enough to have a story behind it.
1. My poinus is bigger than yours.
2. You're such a poinus!
3. She touched my poinus last night.
4. He's the biggest poinus I've ever seen!
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