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the country founded by George Clinton
this is FUNKSINATION!
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dodgy, broken, not quite right
This is a malinquarious tripod. My pictures will look terrible.
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High quality, expensive coffee (i.e. Starbucks, Peets, etc.)
Give her the news after she has some yuppie crack...