Po1kd

What is Po1kd?


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Po1kD (pronounced P-OH-ONE-KAY-DEE)

acronym for "Poon of 1000 Deaths"

1. When a female turns a male from straight to homosexual, simply through datingand/or having intimaterelations with him.

rule 1- If any of the males remain straight after the "Po1kD" experience, they will inevitably marry the next woman they date.

1. Man Speaking With a Newly Developed "gay" lisp:

"If it hadn't been for Po1kD, I'd never have met Joey".

Woman Speaking to Po1kD:

"Bitch, if you keep sendin' all them hot boys to the other side of the fence, I'm gonna cut you!"

rule 1 -

Straight Man Speaking:

"She was a good jumping off place for me to start dating other people, it just ended up that my next girlfriend was perfect marriage material".

Woman:

"His last girlfriend? He was Po1KD'ed, that's how I got him".

See male, female, sex, intercourse, homosexual, straight, po1kd, marriage, engagement, love, girlfriend, boyfriend, Po1kD


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