Poke With Fish

What is Poke With Fish?


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in cherokee culture, the way of mating....no seriously. im not kidding. go look it up on google or something. and YES that is how u can have sex. dont believe me? go poke somebody with a fish and see what happens! yeah see, you dont wantndo it. thats cuz your afraid im right! ha-ha-freakin-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway what im trying to say is, dont poke people with fish. it could have disastrous consequences. however, feel free to poke yourself w a fish, cuz i want 2 know what would happen

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boy: hey look a trout. maybe i'll poke with fish.

girl: get that freakin thing away from me! u ain't my baby daddy!

boy:(pokes anyway, cuz hes a total ass)

girl: crap. thats the third time this week.

(camera zooms out and we see 3 babies sitting around her)

girl: i cannot believe you just freaking fish-raped me!

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go poke urself with a fish! i hate u!!!

See sex, fish, fishies, poke


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