What is Pokeman?
1.
The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.
Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!
2.
wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.
Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.
3.
The way Bill Cosby pronounces the word "pokemon."
NOTE: From the television series "Family Guy"
Bill Cosby: Now my good man, what do you like to play?
Child: Pokemon
Bill Cosby: Pokeman? Pokeman with the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy comes out of the thing and he makes a fahaheagabfahahah.
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4.
the way most adults or people who hate pokemon call pokemon
I like jamaicans because they never call
Person 1: Dude pokeman is gay.
person 2: number 0ne, it's called pokemon you Dipshit!
number Two, there is no gayness in pokemon (except when team rocket cross-dresses but thats a different story) so lay off you cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a bitch!
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5.
Usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. There is also digiman, which is another addition to the '-man' parent language.
Pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. Sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he's yelling- "I'm gonna catch all youz pokeman!"
6.
A worldwide mistaken word for
Jill: I've caught a pidgey!!
Chris: What's a pidgey?
Jill: It's a pokeman!!
Olivia: No stupid it's pokeMON!!
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7.
based off the pokemon hypno, it is another term for the alcoholic drink hypnotiq. Mostly said in the south side of chicago.
Yo man i gotta little dumb yesterday, i was on that pokeman son.
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