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Someone who steals friends from you....
Girl: Hey did you exchange numbers with anyone last night?
Boy: Yes we actually did....
Girl ..
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When your car has a ton of bird crap on it that it starts to resemble a dalmation (especially if it's a black car).
Nice dalmation..
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When my stomach eats my asshole
I think I am suffering from starvation and my stomach feels like it being bitten
See hunger, starving,..