Pokémon Cut

What is Pokémon Cut?

1.

When you jerk offwith a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle-er!
73

Random Words:

Jahon
1. A really awesome person that is open minded and always has the right political views. Evironmentally friendly, A jahon can always see th..
Read more
Homogayfagoteer
1. max schwartzman..
Read more
Quintuplifaded
1. Faded from 5 DIFFERENT types of intoxicants When i took schrooms, Ecstacy, Acid, Smoked Cigarettes, and drank Alcohol i was Quintuplifa..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free