Pokémon Cut

What is Pokémon Cut?

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When you jerk offwith a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.

Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle-er!
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